Friend Benefits
Earn enough points & you could appear in our music video this summer for "Backlash Splish Splash" (bathing suit not included)
FRIEND BENEFIT POINTS
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See that pesky button to the right? Push it. You'll earn 750 Friend Benefit Points that you can spend on all sorts of goodies, like: paying taxes for Donald Trump, funding the American War Crimes Tribunal to hold accountable the criminal scumbags on Fox News or spending the afternoon with Gregor & Lex at the waterpark.